Total Medals Earned: 121 (From 39 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,985 Points
Medals Earned: 7/16 (40/90 points)
Thanks for purchasing our new OS!
Monkeh, monkeh.
Don't harass me its just a reference!
Ur PC is slow
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Purchase an item!
He watches...
"There's nobody here."
See your new pet fish!
You don't have one.
Medium Ham is only limited to playing 1 video.
Uh oh!
Keep it clean and sweep up those mines!
Think, just have a little time to think about some stuff...
RIP Shrek 9/11/01
Medals Earned: 3/6 (25/110 points)
Beat the game
Find all places to take a shit
Find all ways to puke
Find all ways to freshen up
Flawlessly beat the game (all positives, no negatives)
Find all 91 interactions
Medals Earned: 3/18 (15/360 points)
Begin the game.
Complete the tutorial.
Clear floor 1.
Clear floor 2.
Clear floor 3.
Clear floor 4.
Clear floor 5.
Clear floor 6.
Clear floor 7.
Clear floor 8.
Destroy the Rob Boss.
Clear floor 10.
Clear floor 12.
Clear floor 14.
Unleash fever mode 20+ times.
Fail to cast a spell 100+ times.
(splat)
Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/215 points)
Hide your head for the first time
Breaking a glass for the first time
Break a reinforced glass with the help of another ostrich
Rescue all the ostriches in a non tutorial level
Finish the game
Medals Earned: 6/11 (175/500 points)
How to open them
get three perfect notes in a row
Get a perfect combo of at least 15 notes
Beat the final guy
Beat the boss without using the checkpoint
Beat the game with at least 3 lives left
Get a perfect combo of at least 30 notes
Get a perfect combo of at least 64 notes
Get a perfect combo of at least 100 notes
Beat the game without using the checkpoint or taking damage
finish the game with over 95% completion
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/120 points)
baby medal
amateur
dedicated
damn daniel
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/325 points)
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 3/18 (20/225 points)
Beat the Ogre as 'Nips the Dark'
Kill a Ghost for the first time
Kill at least one Zombie, Mummy, Ghost and Skeleton
Beat the Ogre as 'Nips the Brave'
Beat the Ogre as 'Nips the Silent'
Beat the Ogre as 'Nips the Rogue'
Grow your Arcane stat above 5
Grow your HP stat above 10
Find and Kill Ugby Mumba
Beat the Wendigo as 'Nips the Brave'
Beat the Wendigo as 'Nips the Dark'
Beat the Wendigo as 'Nips the Silent'
Beat the Wendigo as 'Nips the Nimble'
Find and Kill the Karrion Killer!
Kill a shrub
Kill 20 goos
Kill 5 Skeletons
Find and Kill Tom Fulp!!!
Medals Earned: 2/2 (30/30 points)
RISE
GRIND
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/290 points)
Learn a valuable lesson about fire safety.
Crush yourself with a rock, you must.
It's a long way down.
Run out of time.
Become king of the schoolyard.
Get creative with fishing.
Obtain the ultimate weapon.
Kill everyone.
Ruin everyone's life without killing anything.